Horse Test

Welcome, neigh-bor! Here’s that catalog of Disney Horses that you never asked for!

In no particular order, as I reject order and favor chaos:

|Sampson|


From Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Bio: Born in the royal stables, fed only the finest carrots.

Vibe:
A 'bros before hoes' kind of horse if ever there was one-- one might even say, willies before fillies.

Opinion:
In my professional horse-rating opinion, yeah, he's fine. He's not afraid of dragons despite their snake-adjacency, and is smart enough to run for home when shit gets too real. He has a tendency to lose his rider, so bonus points for his technique, but gotta dock some for getting caught by henchmen.

Overall, a solid horse. B+